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		<title>Fireclown's Ramblings</title>
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			<title>Fitba!</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/27/fitba</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:42:52 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
			<category domain="main">My Life</category>			<guid isPermaLink="false">172@http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/</guid>
						<description>&lt;p&gt;I really don't like football much.  Over the last 30 years of my life I have had to put up with idiots that use people like David Beckam as heroes, but I don't remember him doing anything as Heroic as some of those Army dudes over in Iraq or Afghanistan are doing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I understand people see others as iconic people but when I see football and how much skill the footballers have compared to what they use on the pitch I cringe.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I would love to see any of those players put on a pair of skates and shoot a puck into a goal about a 10th of the size of a football goal and still stay standing.  Skill is everything.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unfortunaly as I write this the World Cup 2010 is on television and I am being subjected to it.  England was just defeated, easily I might say, by Germany.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The skill in British football is abismal, like my spelling, but even worse.  Germany ran circles around them, and even then I don't think I can say Germany have much skill in their game either.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have watched football, I have joined in conversations about the sport, it all comes back to me thinking, what a bunch of balls that game is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See what I did, bunch of Balls.  Haha!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ok, nevermind.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But seriously, I can see a change in football, and I don't mean the game, I mean the people who support the sport if FIFA doesn't change the game in someway.  A storm is brewing and it's not good for the sport.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why do I care?  Because I do think some of the players do have skill and they do work hard, but I have a problem when I watch the English footballers trying to look more pretty than they can play football.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/27/fitba&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really don't like football much.  Over the last 30 years of my life I have had to put up with idiots that use people like David Beckam as heroes, but I don't remember him doing anything as Heroic as some of those Army dudes over in Iraq or Afghanistan are doing.</p>

<p>I understand people see others as iconic people but when I see football and how much skill the footballers have compared to what they use on the pitch I cringe.</p>

<p>I would love to see any of those players put on a pair of skates and shoot a puck into a goal about a 10th of the size of a football goal and still stay standing.  Skill is everything.</p>

<p>Unfortunaly as I write this the World Cup 2010 is on television and I am being subjected to it.  England was just defeated, easily I might say, by Germany.</p>

<p>The skill in British football is abismal, like my spelling, but even worse.  Germany ran circles around them, and even then I don't think I can say Germany have much skill in their game either.</p>

<p>I have watched football, I have joined in conversations about the sport, it all comes back to me thinking, what a bunch of balls that game is.</p>

<p>See what I did, bunch of Balls.  Haha!</p>

<p>Ok, nevermind.</p>

<p>But seriously, I can see a change in football, and I don't mean the game, I mean the people who support the sport if FIFA doesn't change the game in someway.  A storm is brewing and it's not good for the sport.</p>

<p>Why do I care?  Because I do think some of the players do have skill and they do work hard, but I have a problem when I watch the English footballers trying to look more pretty than they can play football.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/27/fitba">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>P. Moctorwho S.</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/p-moctorwho-s</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:32:44 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
			<category domain="main">My Life</category>			<guid isPermaLink="false">169@http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/</guid>
						<description>&lt;p&gt;Whats with the Doctor always using the Sonic Screwdriver for EVERYTHING?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/p-moctorwho-s&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whats with the Doctor always using the Sonic Screwdriver for EVERYTHING?</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/p-moctorwho-s">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Moctorwho?</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/moctorwho</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:04:58 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
			<category domain="main">My Life</category>			<guid isPermaLink="false">168@http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/</guid>
						<description>&lt;p&gt;So, nearly the end of Doctor Who &quot;Season 5&quot; Matt Smith.  What are my impressions?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;OMFG!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I really hate this series.  There has been one episode out of 13 that I like and that was with Vincent Van Gogh.  Good actors, the script was good and the Doctor wasn't acting like a silly little child that was going to take a tempertantrum.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The last episode I watched, the 12th Episode, called,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OMFG!  My computer just blue screened.  Seems to have saved everthing, including this post, WOOT!  I think there is a secret society trying to stop me posting about how much I hate Mocktorwho, Facebook even removed my posts about it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Anywho...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the episode was called, &quot;The Pandorica Opens&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Every week I said that the episode that I just watched was the worst ever, apart from &quot;Vincent and the Doctor&quot;, but that last episode was so bad it made me want to cry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I LOVE Doctor Who and this has made me never want to watch it ever again.  The continuity errors and the plot holes in that episode made the &quot;Pt. 1: The Time of Angels, Pt. 2: Flesh and Stone&quot; look good with the Angels being able to move when they can obviously see each other.  Weeping Angels, cover their eyes so they can't see each other otherwise they will be stuck forever.  Not in that episode.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WHAT ARE THEY THINKING.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So many problems with this series it's stupid.  I won't blame Matt Smith, he works with the script and the Direction he is given, so, in the end, I blame the writers and also the directors.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes, I do think I could write a 13 episode series better than they have and if I could take that challenge I would, in an instant.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes I am being critical, but I shall stand up to the plate and take it on, if I had the chance.  I have a reason to be critical with those colour quardinated teletubbie flourcent Daleks they made, oh, who made a &lt;b&gt;*SPOLIER HERE*&lt;/b&gt; truce with other races &lt;b&gt;*SPOLIER HERE*&lt;/b&gt; which would never happen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This series has ruined many stories and races through-out the history of Doctor Who.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The only way they can sort this is to make sure they realise that the Doctor could be the problem with the cracks in time and space and have all the other Doctors fix Him and the Universe.  This changing the Doctors Personality and the way the series is created as I feel this series has been created for 4 - 12 year old kids rather than a target audience of 12 and up which is was intended for.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's pathetic when I ask my customers kids what they think of the new Doctor and they say they think it's childish, these kids are between 12 and  16 usually, but when you ask my neice at the age of 4 she thinks he's the best ever.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/moctorwho&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, nearly the end of Doctor Who "Season 5" Matt Smith.  What are my impressions?</p>

<p><b>OMFG!</b></p>

<p>I really hate this series.  There has been one episode out of 13 that I like and that was with Vincent Van Gogh.  Good actors, the script was good and the Doctor wasn't acting like a silly little child that was going to take a tempertantrum.</p>

<p>The last episode I watched, the 12th Episode, called,</p>

<p>OMFG!  My computer just blue screened.  Seems to have saved everthing, including this post, WOOT!  I think there is a secret society trying to stop me posting about how much I hate Mocktorwho, Facebook even removed my posts about it.</p>

<p>Anywho...</p>

<p>the episode was called, "The Pandorica Opens".</p>

<p>Every week I said that the episode that I just watched was the worst ever, apart from "Vincent and the Doctor", but that last episode was so bad it made me want to cry.</p>

<p>I LOVE Doctor Who and this has made me never want to watch it ever again.  The continuity errors and the plot holes in that episode made the "Pt. 1: The Time of Angels, Pt. 2: Flesh and Stone" look good with the Angels being able to move when they can obviously see each other.  Weeping Angels, cover their eyes so they can't see each other otherwise they will be stuck forever.  Not in that episode.</p>

<p>WHAT ARE THEY THINKING.</p>

<p>So many problems with this series it's stupid.  I won't blame Matt Smith, he works with the script and the Direction he is given, so, in the end, I blame the writers and also the directors.</p>

<p>Yes, I do think I could write a 13 episode series better than they have and if I could take that challenge I would, in an instant.</p>

<p>Yes I am being critical, but I shall stand up to the plate and take it on, if I had the chance.  I have a reason to be critical with those colour quardinated teletubbie flourcent Daleks they made, oh, who made a <b>*SPOLIER HERE*</b> truce with other races <b>*SPOLIER HERE*</b> which would never happen.</p>

<p>This series has ruined many stories and races through-out the history of Doctor Who.</p>

<p>The only way they can sort this is to make sure they realise that the Doctor could be the problem with the cracks in time and space and have all the other Doctors fix Him and the Universe.  This changing the Doctors Personality and the way the series is created as I feel this series has been created for 4 - 12 year old kids rather than a target audience of 12 and up which is was intended for.</p>

<p>It's pathetic when I ask my customers kids what they think of the new Doctor and they say they think it's childish, these kids are between 12 and  16 usually, but when you ask my neice at the age of 4 she thinks he's the best ever.</p>

<p>If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/06/21/moctorwho">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>I hate Spammers</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/04/01/i-hate-spammers</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:49:07 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;Seems like Spammers have decided that my blog is a great place to try and advertise.  If you see any idiotic spam crap on my site, please, gimme a shout.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;To all you spammers.  If you don't stop spamming my site I will, and I mean I WILL, hunt you down hack your sites and places viruses on your servers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/04/01/i-hate-spammers&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seems like Spammers have decided that my blog is a great place to try and advertise.  If you see any idiotic spam crap on my site, please, gimme a shout.</p>

<p>To all you spammers.  If you don't stop spamming my site I will, and I mean I WILL, hunt you down hack your sites and places viruses on your servers.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/04/01/i-hate-spammers">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Not sure what to do.</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/03/29/not-sure-what-to-do</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:21:30 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;Still waiting to hear back from some jobs.  I have an interview on Wednesday for one, lets hope for the best, although not something I want to do all the time, it's money.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;May give me time for more art and writing and might have a chance to get more Gamers or something I actually want to do, done.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/03/29/not-sure-what-to-do&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still waiting to hear back from some jobs.  I have an interview on Wednesday for one, lets hope for the best, although not something I want to do all the time, it's money.</p>

<p>May give me time for more art and writing and might have a chance to get more Gamers or something I actually want to do, done.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2010/03/29/not-sure-what-to-do">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Yeay!</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/10/18/yeay</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:48:01 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;Kinda!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Day job still sucks ass.  Slightly better than it was but not much!  Strikes in the Royal Mail are going to cause a problem, but really, if people are unhappy at work should they not do something about it?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know there are a lot of people who are going to loose business, but really?  Poeple who are complaining they are going to loose business are being a bit selfish and only looking after their own pockets, the Royal Mail staff are trying to look after themselves, their collegues and future employment within the company.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;People of Britian as a whole should support the workers and stop the privitisation of the Royal Mail before they realise competition from other companies means they will have to spend more money to send things across the country.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tell Me?  What other company will allow you to send a letter from John o Groats to Lands End for 40 pence.  No-one!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/10/18/yeay&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kinda!</p>

<p>Day job still sucks ass.  Slightly better than it was but not much!  Strikes in the Royal Mail are going to cause a problem, but really, if people are unhappy at work should they not do something about it?</p>

<p>I know there are a lot of people who are going to loose business, but really?  Poeple who are complaining they are going to loose business are being a bit selfish and only looking after their own pockets, the Royal Mail staff are trying to look after themselves, their collegues and future employment within the company.</p>

<p>People of Britian as a whole should support the workers and stop the privitisation of the Royal Mail before they realise competition from other companies means they will have to spend more money to send things across the country.</p>

<p>Tell Me?  What other company will allow you to send a letter from John o Groats to Lands End for 40 pence.  No-one!</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/10/18/yeay">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Holy Rusty Barbedwire Batman!</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/20/holy-rusty-barbedwire-batman</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:22:39 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;And the government say exercise is good for you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Two days before I go on holiday I decided to go running as I have been doing to many driving jobs and not enough walking jobs as of late for work, this would get me into swing for when I am supposed to be relaxing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are fields all around my house and I asked to local farmer if I could use one when there are no animals so I could run on a softer surface than a concrete one.  &quot;No problems&quot; said the farmer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yesturday I decided to grab wieghts and a drink and go for a run.  The field is about 2 football pitch sizes and each time I completed a field, I stopped, put the weights down and had a drink.  AaAaaAhHHhhHhh!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On the third time I picked the weights and and started to run off again, suddenly I felt something catching at my feet, it was barbedwire.  &quot;Dang, I got all scratched up to, meh!&quot;  I picked it up and tried to throw it away.  &quot;Wait a moment, thats attatched to my leg!&quot;  To my misfortune I ended up with barbedwire imbedded in my leg, twas a bit of a mess.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I walked back to where I could see one of the farmers and said, &quot;Umm..  couldn't do me a favour, gimme a lifet into town,&quot;  He looked at me.  &quot;Sorry, can't, looking after animals.&quot;  In my disbelief and blood pouring down my leg I asked for some wire clippers, which took him about 10 mins to find.  I clipped myself out of the barbedwire, still unsucessful in managing to pull it out.  It was jammed right in there.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I drove myself to the local Hospital to find out that the Doctor on call decided that he didn't want to leave his house and said to send me through to another town, to a bigger hospital.  Whoop for me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The lovely nurse packed and bandaged me up and I went to try and get a lift, 2 hours later I managed to get one, after not being able to get in touch with people and not thinking, &quot;Oh I could have called my fathers Mobile Phone, Doh!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sometimes my idiocity amazes me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Anyway I got to the Hospital with the help from mum and dad and Banshee arrived not long after.  About 25 mins of waiting I was seen to.  Banshee came with me for her own morbid curiosity.  Mum and Dad went home.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I spoke to the nurse and gave details, again, even though they had been faxed through from the other hospital, and she had a look at it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The nurse got a doctor and he looked at it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Another Doctor came in and he looked at it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They all agreed to try and freeze the wound and rip it out.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They all watched, including Banshee and her morbid curiosity as they tugged and pulled and laughed at the fact it wasn't budging.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&quot;Mr. Clown, I think we are going to have to cut it from you.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With glee on my face I was injected with a local anathtesia and the doctor took a scalpal to my leg.  Banshee, the nurses all watched and I lay there trying to watch, doctors hand was in the way though.  I should have charge &amp;#163;5 a head.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After about 20 mins of cutting, the rusty barbedwire, my nemesis, was removed from my body and blood poured out the wound.  I now have an impressive hole in my leg.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I would like to thank everyone at the hospitals, they were very good.  They were kind and made sure I was confortable and made me laugh.  They were great.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I would like not to thank the Government as they say it's good to get exercise and where I live there isn't really a proper gym or facilities to do this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have been told now, as I can't go to work because I have a hole in my leg, that i have to either lay in bed or on the couch in my house and do nothing, apart from play games.  Banshee and rockchickdonna were quite insistant.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Okies, sleepies now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/20/holy-rusty-barbedwire-batman&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And the government say exercise is good for you.</p>

<p>Two days before I go on holiday I decided to go running as I have been doing to many driving jobs and not enough walking jobs as of late for work, this would get me into swing for when I am supposed to be relaxing.</p>

<p>There are fields all around my house and I asked to local farmer if I could use one when there are no animals so I could run on a softer surface than a concrete one.  "No problems" said the farmer.</p>

<p>Yesturday I decided to grab wieghts and a drink and go for a run.  The field is about 2 football pitch sizes and each time I completed a field, I stopped, put the weights down and had a drink.  AaAaaAhHHhhHhh!</p>

<p>On the third time I picked the weights and and started to run off again, suddenly I felt something catching at my feet, it was barbedwire.  "Dang, I got all scratched up to, meh!"  I picked it up and tried to throw it away.  "Wait a moment, thats attatched to my leg!"  To my misfortune I ended up with barbedwire imbedded in my leg, twas a bit of a mess.</p>

<p>I walked back to where I could see one of the farmers and said, "Umm..  couldn't do me a favour, gimme a lifet into town,"  He looked at me.  "Sorry, can't, looking after animals."  In my disbelief and blood pouring down my leg I asked for some wire clippers, which took him about 10 mins to find.  I clipped myself out of the barbedwire, still unsucessful in managing to pull it out.  It was jammed right in there.</p>

<p>I drove myself to the local Hospital to find out that the Doctor on call decided that he didn't want to leave his house and said to send me through to another town, to a bigger hospital.  Whoop for me.</p>

<p>The lovely nurse packed and bandaged me up and I went to try and get a lift, 2 hours later I managed to get one, after not being able to get in touch with people and not thinking, "Oh I could have called my fathers Mobile Phone, Doh!"</p>

<p>Sometimes my idiocity amazes me.</p>

<p>Anyway I got to the Hospital with the help from mum and dad and Banshee arrived not long after.  About 25 mins of waiting I was seen to.  Banshee came with me for her own morbid curiosity.  Mum and Dad went home.</p>

<p>I spoke to the nurse and gave details, again, even though they had been faxed through from the other hospital, and she had a look at it.</p>

<p>The nurse got a doctor and he looked at it.</p>

<p>Another Doctor came in and he looked at it.</p>

<p>They all agreed to try and freeze the wound and rip it out.</p>

<p>They all watched, including Banshee and her morbid curiosity as they tugged and pulled and laughed at the fact it wasn't budging.</p>

<p>"Mr. Clown, I think we are going to have to cut it from you."</p>

<p>With glee on my face I was injected with a local anathtesia and the doctor took a scalpal to my leg.  Banshee, the nurses all watched and I lay there trying to watch, doctors hand was in the way though.  I should have charge &#163;5 a head.</p>

<p>After about 20 mins of cutting, the rusty barbedwire, my nemesis, was removed from my body and blood poured out the wound.  I now have an impressive hole in my leg.</p>

<p>I would like to thank everyone at the hospitals, they were very good.  They were kind and made sure I was confortable and made me laugh.  They were great.</p>

<p>I would like not to thank the Government as they say it's good to get exercise and where I live there isn't really a proper gym or facilities to do this.</p>

<p>I have been told now, as I can't go to work because I have a hole in my leg, that i have to either lay in bed or on the couch in my house and do nothing, apart from play games.  Banshee and rockchickdonna were quite insistant.</p>

<p>Okies, sleepies now.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/20/holy-rusty-barbedwire-batman">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>WHERE ARE THEY! Docta</title>
			<link>http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/07/where-are-they-docta</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:22:07 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Fireclown</dc:creator>
			<category domain="main">My Life</category>			<guid isPermaLink="false">109@http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/</guid>
						<description>&lt;p&gt;OMG!!!  SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Banshee Qwa and I decided to watch The Punisher: War Zone.  OMG!  Really, really taking the piss outta the Punisher.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Anyhoo, thats not the funny bit.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We have been noticing the gruffness in actors voices as of late, especially since Christian Bails Batman.  The Punisher is another one of those movies, so we decided to make fun of it, with a mix of still being the Doctas (Banshees: Dr. Who)companions.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;She was in fits of laughter.  Just as she decided to drink some Pepsi I decided to say, &quot;WHERE ARE THEY!!&quot;  Very gruffly with directly after it &quot;I don't know what came over me there Docta, sorry, &quot;with a very stright face.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Banshee burst out laughing and kept on laughing until she spat and gagged and spewed everywhere while Qwa and I looked in shock and in a lot of amusment.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Qwa's lasagne was very tasty this night btw, but Banshee did mention that it wasn't so nice the second time around.  Qwa refused to make more.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/07/where-are-they-docta&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!!  SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>Banshee Qwa and I decided to watch The Punisher: War Zone.  OMG!  Really, really taking the piss outta the Punisher.</p>

<p>Anyhoo, thats not the funny bit.</p>

<p>We have been noticing the gruffness in actors voices as of late, especially since Christian Bails Batman.  The Punisher is another one of those movies, so we decided to make fun of it, with a mix of still being the Doctas (Banshees: Dr. Who)companions.</p>

<p>She was in fits of laughter.  Just as she decided to drink some Pepsi I decided to say, "WHERE ARE THEY!!"  Very gruffly with directly after it "I don't know what came over me there Docta, sorry, "with a very stright face.</p>

<p>Banshee burst out laughing and kept on laughing until she spat and gagged and spewed everywhere while Qwa and I looked in shock and in a lot of amusment.</p>

<p>Qwa's lasagne was very tasty this night btw, but Banshee did mention that it wasn't so nice the second time around.  Qwa refused to make more.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://www.cainitegames.com/fcablog/blogs/blog5.php/2009/03/07/where-are-they-docta">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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